99.99... on face value it’s a beautiful set of numbers, surpassing the feted 99.94 invariably associated with Sir Donald Bradman in terms of Test runs amassed whenever he strode to the wicket.

But devotees of “The Don” can rest easy. The 99.99 in question relates to Kade Simpson’s career goalkicking return, as a consequence of his three behinds against Essendon at the MCG last Saturday afternoon.

According to Carlton’s methodical historian Stephen Williamson, “Simmo” has hit 99.99 after 161 senior appearances for the Blues - the last 148 of them in succession since the 15th round of 2005.

Hopefully the warrior wearing the No.6 guernsey can break the ton in the “G” ledger when he takes to Patersons Stadium for Friday night’s vital contest with Fremantle.