TURNS out it's true: humour CAN be a funny one.

If you're wondering who said that, wonder no more: it was Jacob Weitering on the season three finale of Summer Sessions.

Returning for the first time since year one, Weitering puts an end to the heinous rumours from Messrs Docherty and McGovern that the co-vice captain is funny.

Listen below or wherever you get your podcasts!

0:50 - Sorry for drawing the short straw, Jacob. And no, you don’t have to say you’re happy to be here.

2:30 - We didn’t know what to expect for Jacob Weitering’s karaoke song, but it definitely wasn’t this that we had in mind.

3:30 - “Humour is a funny one.” - Jacob Weitering, 2025

4:30 - His role as fines master is something that Jacob takes very seriously. Who would’ve thought.

6:05 - Sam Docherty let slip of a game which he and Weiters play on interstate trips, and we decided to bring it to Summer Sessions. Shoutout to Mark Whiley, Rhys Palmer and Cam O’Shea.

8:20 - He’s still the grumpy guy, but he’s acknowledged that fun can be had along the way. Even if he doesn’t have peroxide blond hair (sad).

10:25 - Shoutout to Dillon Viojo-Rainbow.

11:10 - Summer Sessions has historically been a good omen for Weiters. Let’s go bigger and better in 2025.

11:45 - If anyone from Hyundai is listening, Weiters would love a limited edition Bobblehead thank you.

13:00 - Weiters provides an update on his great mate, Charles.

15:00 - Speed and power has been the name of the game this pre-season, and all of a sudden, our guest is targeting the Grand Final Sprint.

16:30 - Shoutout to Aaron Mullett.

16:50 - A new-look backline has Jacob very excited for 2025. How does he see it shaping up with additions and line changes?

21:10 - Weiters doesn’t have any hard feelings towards Brodie Kemp for deserting him to chase some goals.

23:00 - He loved watching the Indigenous All Stars on the weekend, and when it comes to a potential State of Origin return, Weiters himself is all for it.

26:00 - Shoutout to Will Hayes.

26:30 - With the Coleman for the forwards and Crippa’s 45 meaning the Brownlow is for the mids, what does Weiters have to say about the Bruce Doull Medal? We’re unbiased here, obviously.

29:10 - With the first game just days away, it’s time to delve into Weiters’ pre-season cliches section - with a bunch of shoutouts for some younger teammates.

31:55 - How does Carlton get better in 2025? Weiters’ answer may surprise you (it definitely won’t surprise you).

33:20 - How did Weiters’ see the weekend’s match simulation?

34:10 - One of Harry McKay’s quotes may have gotten the social media treatment, but make no mistake - there’s an overarching goal that Carlton’s players are desperate to achieve.

36:05 - Leadership photos were sharp. Shoutout to Jonathan Di Maggio.

38:00 - It’s time for the Star Wars portion of the chat. As Weiters flags, he probably would’ve preferred this for the whole podcast.

39:00 - You can’t say we don’t ask the tough questions on this show. Which three Star Wars characters would Jacob assign to his teammates?